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Movie Review: Splice, Hanna, Toy Story, The Rite, Dark Shadows
Splice 2010 Movie Review The moral of the movie is that all scientists are immoral. The maker of this movie went out of his way to stuff all the social taboos into one film. There is experimentation with a human fetus. There is abuse, mutilation and isolation of children. There are Machiavellian like punishments. Truly, this movie is the work of a sick individual. The plot is simple enough. A woman who has a family history of insanity goes too far with experimentation. She creates the mother load of chimeras. Dren the modern-day Frankenstein, is the gullible and adorable lil...
Game Reviews: Dragon Age 2, Divinity 2, Kingdom of Amalur, Tropico 5
Dragon Age 2 Game Review Dragon Age 2 was not the best of the lot; still it was plenty of fun. The game was about a dwarf named Varrick. He had a friend he wanted to protect named Hawk. Since he was being interrogated, he created a story based a little on the truth. Anyhow, the game is about Varrick’s farfetched tale of the champion of Kirkwall. All that occurs in the game is irrelevant since, Varrick was making most of it up. It becomes more certain in Dragon Age Inquisition when Cassandra finally meets Hawk. Well, that is beside...
Game Reviews: Star Ocean, Shadow Hearts, The Witcher 3, Guitar Hero
Star Ocean Integrity and Faithlessness Game Review I got the new star ocean game just two days ago. Overall, I have been having a lot of fun. The one main thing I would change about the game is the main character’s name. The bastard is called Fidel. Everytime, I hear his name I cannot help but think of Fidel Castro, so it is a bit annoying. Another thing I did not like was the saved spots. I wish this game would get with the program. It is called Autosave. It works a lot better than safe spots. For those that...
Game Review: Uno, Yugioh, Pokemon, Monopoly, Chess and more
Uno card game Review I first started playing Uno when I was in middle school. My ESOL teacher did not feel like teaching us English, so she brought out this game instead. It was a good way to pass the time, if nothing else. I would also play it during class parties. These parties took place before a big vacation day, or if my teacher had a hangover or something. The game was invented in 1971 by Merle Robbins from Cincinnati. The game has been a Mattel brand since 1992. The good thing about the game is that it can...
Game Review: The Unfinished Swan, Tokyo Jungle, FFX and Others
The unfinished swan game Review The unfinished swan was a pretty cool little kid’s game. The ending kinda freaked me out. It was just too damn depressing for a kid’s game. Anyhow, the game was being given out for free in the PS4 store. I said to myself, what the hell? The game had quite the unique concept. It was about a boy whose mother had died. His mother had never finished her paintings. She had died and had left her kid unfinished. Her boy was allowed to take one of his mother’s paintings with him. He chose the unfinished...