My Favorite Old Movies Made before 1970s
Written by Teresita Blanco (The Artsy Sister)
Bells Books and Candles is about a witch in love with a normal human. She does a lot of silly magic to get his attention. There is a scene that Harry Potter totally pilfered. A magic guy turns off the street lights while he walks, ala Dumbledore style.
Holiday Inn is a musical themed after the holidays. Skip African American Month. It has 10 minutes of 1940s racism, that is sold as being pro black. How to Murder your wife is about a comic writer that ends up getting married, while drunk.
He ends up resenting his nice foreign wife, even though she is the nicest girl ever. Irma La Douce is about a fallen cop, that ends up as a pimp of prostitute. It is actually a hilarious romantic comedy. IT has one of the best jokes, in the history of jokes.
It happens close to the end. The Apartment is about an employee being bullied out of his apartment by his boss. The boss likes to use his apartment to commit infidelities. Whenever he complains, they threaten to fire him.
He ends up falling in love with the mistress of his boss. So, it has a fun romantic triangle. The Barefoot Contessa only has the maiden barefoot for 5 minutes. She also doesn’t dance. Well, she does dance a bit close to the end, but it is terrible.
The best thing about the film is the narration. If you remove it, the film becomes unwatchable. Niagara features the infamous waterfall. Marylin Monroe starts with her ticking time bomb of a husband.
The Seven Year Itch is about a man thinking about cheating on his wife. He has the hots for his neighbor Marilin Monroe. It is understandable. Obsession is about a guy who loses his wife and kid. He then runs into a maiden that resembles his dead wife.
So, naturally he becomes obsessed. It has an interesting twist ending. I hope you find these movies Review amusing. There is a video of this blog in my Artsy Sister Youtube channel. Please give it a watch. I hope you find it amusing.
