Dark Alley in Miami Beach
Written by Teresita Blanco (The Artsy Sister)
Miami Beach has a big mugging problem. Any maiden that walks alone usually gets mugged. Still, in the thieves’ defense, these maidens make themselves an easy target. It is like they are asking to get mugged. One can never be too careful in the world. If you walk and drink alone, I suggest you always pack heat.
Bad guys are always armed. So, why not even the odds for yourself. Still, people think that gun violence is going to end by making the victims defenseless. People be so stupid. All the places without guns always get taken over by tyrants. People just be very foolish indeed.
The best example of gun control failure can be found in Japan. Sure, they don’t have guns, but the Yakuza’s have guns and katanas. All their works usually do not get reported. So, if you only go by reported crimes you usually do not have the complete picture. The entire world is filled with crimes that never get reported. This is enough crimes about crimes in the world. I am going to focus mainly on the issue of Miami Beach.
I remember a couple of months ago, a dude got mugged by a lady he took from the club. I thought I found that story amusing. Tourists are so naïve. Just like that British guy said, Miami Beach promises a lot, but offers so little. It is a good thing that he only was there for like a day.Most of everything there costs an arm and leg.
The place is only good for playing Pokemon Go in a large group. As soon as the night falls, the place gets a little dangerous. We only linger when we have a large party. By party, I mean group of people we can trust. The beaches do not have any illumination. They are made purposely dark because of the turtles. We have a lot of sea turtle nests in Florida.
We also have way too many different invasive species. It is a mess of ecological proportions. Well, this doesn’t matter too much to me. I know it is sad, still whatever. I think people could help fight global warming by building gardens. Just increasing the plant life anywhere helps. I do not believe too much in recycling. It requires people to help, when you should just pay some douches to recycle for you.
As for gardening, it works pretty amassing to save the planet. It helps pollinators, butterflies and birdies too. You do not need much to know how to do it. Just go to the store and buy some plants. Get started with those that say annual. They stay pretty forever. Also get some mulch and generalized plant food. Follow the instructions, and then get started. Don’t forget the herbicides.
